Hubris
That’s a valiant flea that dare
eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion.
–Henry V,
Act III, Scene vii
Category: Funny
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June 6
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May 21
Twist
The more pity that fools may not speak wisely
what wise men do foolishly.–As You Like It,
Act I, Scene ii -
May 20
Dad Joke
Look, he’s winding the watch of his wit,
by and by it will strike.–The Tempest,
Act II, Scene i -
May 17
Fool’s Gold
I am not only witty in myself,
but the cause that wit is in other men.–Henry IV Part 2,
Act I, Scene ii -
May 16
Sure You Will
She hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs,
and more wealth than faults…
Stop there. I’ll have her.–Two Gentlemen of Verona,
Act III, Scene i -
April 19
Limits of Discourse
For there was never yet philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently.— Much Ado About Nothing,
Act V, Scene i -
April 15
Money Trap
Whiles I am a beggar, I will rail
And say there is no sin but to be rich;
And being rich, my virtue then shall be
To say there is no vice but beggary.–King John,
Act II, Scene i
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