Category: Funny

  • September 2

    September 2

    Thou hast most traitorously
    corrupted the youth of the realm
    in erecting a grammar school.

  • August 28

    August 28

    Well said; that was laid on with a trowel.

  • August 6

    August 6

    Jesters do oft prove prophets.

  • August 2

    August 2

    Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

  • July 24

    July 24

    I would give all my fame for a pot of ale, and safety.

  • July 23

    July 23

    If everyone knows us and we know none,
    ‘Tis time, I think, to trudge, pack and be gone.

  • July 22

    July 22

    Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.