Shakespeare Quote of the Day

Category: Funny

  • February 6

    February 6

    Feed Your Joy

    Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast.

    –Pericles,
    Act II, Scene iii

  • February 2

    February 2

    Low Comedy

    Villain, I have done thy mother.

    –Titus Andronicus,
    Act IV, Scene ii

  • January 16

    January 16

    Accidental Virtues

    Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

    -Winter’s Tale,
    Act IV, Scene iii

  • January 10

    January 10

    Stay Sharp

    If I be waspish, best beware my sting. 

    -Taming of the Shrew,
    Act II, Scene i

  • December 21

    December 21

    True Love

    I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes
    —and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle’s.

    –Much Ado About Nothing,
    Act V, Scene ii

  • December 16

    December 16

    Reversible Fashion

    A plague of opinion!
    A man may wear it on both sides, like a leather jerkin.


    -Troilus and Cressida,
    Act III, Scene iii