Shakespeare Quote of the Day

Tag: Comedies

  • Influencer Problems

    Influencer Problems

    Millions of false eyes
    Are stuck upon thee…thousand escapes of wit
    Make thee the father of their idle dreams
    And rack thee in their fancies.

    –Measure for Measure,
    Act IV, Scene i

  • That the Best You Got?

    That the Best You Got?

    Is this your perfectness? be gone, you rogue!

    –Love’s Labour’s Lost,
    Act V, Scene ii

  • May 23

    Advocate

    The quality of mercy is not strain’d
    It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
    Upon the place beneath: it is twice blest;
    It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.

    –The Merchant of Venice,
    Act IV, Scene i

  • May 21

    Twist

    The more pity that fools may not speak wisely
    what wise men do foolishly.

    –As You Like It,
    Act I, Scene ii

  • May 20

    Dad Joke

    Look, he’s winding the watch of his wit,
    by and by it will strike.

    –The Tempest,
    Act II, Scene i

  • Pew

    Pew

    There was the rankest
    compound of villanous smell that ever offended nostril.

    –Merry Wives of Windsor,
    Act III, Scene v

  • May 18

    Admiration

    When you do dance, I wish you
    A wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do
    Nothing but that.

    –Winter’s Tale,
    Act IV, Scene iv