Shakespeare Quote of the Day

Category: Calculated Insults

  • Sultan of Simp

    Sultan of Simp

    Regent of love-rhymes, lord of folded arms,
    The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans,

    –Love’s Labour’s Lost,
    Act III, Scene i

  • Watch Out

    Watch Out

    Bids’t thou me rage? why, now thou hast thy wish:
    Wouldst have me weep? why, now thou hast thy will:
    For raging wind blows up incessant showers,
    And when the rage allays, the rain begins.

    –Henry VI Part 3,
    Act I, Scene iv

  • What a thing

    What a Thing

    Now, what a thing it is to be an ass!

    –Titus Andronicus,
    Act IV, Scene ii

  • Make You Invisible

    Make You Invisible

    I do care for something; but in my
    conscience, sir, I do not care for you:
    if that be to care for nothing, sir,
    I would it would make you invisible.

    -Twelfth Night,
    Act III, Scene i

  • Rambling Talker

    Rambling Talker

    His reasons are as two grains of wheat
    hid in two bushels of chaff:
    you shall seek all day ere you find them,
    and when you have them, they are not worth the search.

    –Merchant of Venice,
    Act I, Scene i

  • Bye

    Bye

    Go forward and be choked with thy ambition!

    -Henry VI Part 1,
    Act II, Scene iv

  • Odious

    Odious

    You common cry of curs! whose breath I hate
    As reek o’ the rotten fens, whose loves I prize
    As the dead carcasses of unburied men
    That do corrupt my air.

    –Coriolanus,
    Act III, Scene iii