Insolent Noisemaker
You bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!…
Hang, cur! Hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!
–The Tempest,
Act I, Scene i
Category: Colorful Insults
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Insolent Noisemaker
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Nothing Inside
Nothing Inside
A hungry lean-faced villain,
A mere anatomy, a mountebank,
A threadbare juggler and a fortune-teller,
A needy, hollow-eyed, sharp-looking wretch,
A dead-looking man.-Comedy of Errors,
Act V, Scene i -
November 29
Sleep Like a Teenager
Care keeps his watch in every old man’s eye,
And where care lodges, sleep will never lie;
But where unbruised youth with unstuff’d brain
Doth couch his limbs, there golden sleep doth reign.–Romeo and Juliet,
Act II, Scene iii -
String of Insults
String of Insults
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud,
shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy,
worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver’d, action-taking, whoreson.—King Lear,
Act II, Scene ii -
Get Off the Internet
Get Off the Internet
I scorn thee and thy fashion, peevish boy.
–Henry VI Part 1,
Act II, Scene iv -
Go…
Go…
Thyself upon thyself!
–Troilus and Cressida,
Act II, Scene iii -
Super Bad
Super Bad
A most notable coward, an infinite and
endless liar, an hourly promise breaker,
the owner of no one good quality.–All’s Well That Ends Well,
Act III, Scene vi