Two-Faced
His forward voice now is to speak well of his
friend; his backward voice is to utter foul speeches
and to detract.
–The Tempest,
Act II, Scene ii
Category: Creative Insults
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Two-Faced
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Personal Assistant
Personal Assistant
What’s here? The portrait of a blinking idiot
Presenting me a schedule.–Merchant of Venice,
Act II Scene ix -
The Company You Keep
The Company You Keep
Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.
–Comedy of Errors,
Act IV, Scene iii -
November 28
Call First
I have heard it said, unbidden guests
Are often welcomest when they are gone.–Henry VI Part 1,
Act II, Scene II -
Soggy
Soggy
There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.
–Henry IV Part 1,
Act III, Scene iii -
False Faces
False Faces
Ye have angels’ faces, but heaven knows your hearts.
–Henry VIII,
Act III, Scene i -
Feast of Jove
Feast of Jove
Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee a beard!
–Twelfth Night,
Act III, Scene ii