Tell Short Jokes
Brevity is the soul of wit.
–Hamlet,
Act II, Scene ii

Brevity is the soul of wit.
–Hamlet,
Act II, Scene ii

Smooth runs the water where the brook is deep.
—Henry VI Part 2,
Act I, Scene ii

To gild refinèd gold, to paint the lily,
To throw a perfume on the violet,
To smooth the ice, or add another hue
Unto the rainbow…
Is wasteful and ridiculous excess.
–King John,
Act IV, Scene ii

Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
–Julius Caesar,
Act II, Scene i

To beguile the time,
Look like the time; bear welcome in your eye,
Your hand, your tongue: look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under’t.
–Macbeth,
Act I, Scene v

Why, then the world’s mine oyster,
Which I with sword will open.
–Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act II, Scene ii

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
–Henry IV Part 2
Act III, Scene i