Creative Insults – Page 2 – Shakespeare Quote of the Day

Bonehead

Thou sodden-witted lord!
Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

-Troilus and Cressida,
Act II, Scene i

Out, alas!
You’d be so lean, that blasts of January
Would blow you through and through.

-Winter’s Tale,
Act IV, Scene iv

And the tailor make thy doublet of changeable taffeta, for
thy mind is a very opal.

-Twelfth Night,
Act II, Scene iv

Peace, you mumbling fool!
Utter your gravity o’er a gossip’s bowl;
For here we need it not.

-Romeo and Juliet,
Act III, Scene v

As low as to thy heart,
Through the false passage of thy throat, thou liest.

–Richard II,
Act I, Scene i

Never hung poison on a fouler toad.
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

–Richard III,
Act I, Scene ii

His forward voice now is to speak well of his
friend; his backward voice is to utter foul speeches
and to detract.

–The Tempest,
Act II, Scene ii