Creative Insults – Page 4 – Shakespeare Quote of the Day

Dense

His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard.

–Henry IV Part 2,
Act II, Scene iv

Come, you are a tedious fool: to the purpose.

–Measure for Measure,
Act II, Scene i

You, mistress,
That have the office opposite to Saint Peter,
And keep the gate of hell!

–Othello,
Act IV, Scene ii

What’s the matter, you dissentious rogues,
That, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion,
Make yourselves scabs?

–Coriolanus,
Act I, Scene i

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.

–Coriolanus
Act V, Scene iv

Take but good note, and you shall see in him
The triple pillar of the world transform’d
Into a strumpet’s fool: behold and see.

–Antony and Cleopatra,
Act I, Scene i

Take her back again:
Give not this rotten orange to your friend…

—Much Ado About Nothing,
Act IV, Scene i