Category: Funny

  • December 21

    December 21

    I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes
    —and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle’s.

  • December 16

    December 16

    A plague of opinion!
    A man may wear it on both sides, like a leather jerkin.

  • December 11

    December 11

    How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath
    To say to me that thou art out of breath?
    The excuse that thou dost make in this delay
    Is longer than the tale thou dost excuse.

  • November 29

    November 29

    Care keeps his watch in every old man’s eye,
    And where care lodges, sleep will never lie;
    But where unbruised youth with unstuff’d brain
    Doth couch his limbs, there golden sleep doth reign.

  • November 28

    November 28

    I have heard it said, unbidden guests
    Are often welcomest when they are gone.

  • November 20

    November 20

    …but all’s brave that youth mounts and folly guides.

  • November 17

    November 17

    I dare do all that may become a man;
    Who dares do more is none.