Category: Funny

  • February 6

    February 6

    Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast.

  • February 2

    February 2

    Villain, I have done thy mother.

  • January 16

    January 16

    Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

  • January 10

    January 10

    If I be waspish, best beware my sting. 

  • December 21

    December 21

    I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes
    —and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle’s.

  • December 16

    December 16

    A plague of opinion!
    A man may wear it on both sides, like a leather jerkin.

  • December 11

    December 11

    How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath
    To say to me that thou art out of breath?
    The excuse that thou dost make in this delay
    Is longer than the tale thou dost excuse.