Skills
That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,
If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
–Two Gentlemen of Verona,
Act III, Scene i
Category: Funny
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March 13
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March 2
Poddy Mouth
You taught me language,
and my profit on’t is I know how to curse.—The Tempest,
Act I, Scene ii -
February 6
Feed Your Joy
Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast.
–Pericles,
Act II, Scene iii -
February 2
Low Comedy
Villain, I have done thy mother.
–Titus Andronicus,
Act IV, Scene ii -
January 16
Accidental Virtues
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
-Winter’s Tale,
Act IV, Scene iii -
January 10
Stay Sharp
If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
-Taming of the Shrew,
Act II, Scene i -
December 21
True Love
I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes
—and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle’s.-Much Ado About Nothing,
Act V, Scene ii