Limits of Discourse
For there was never yet philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently.
— Much Ado About Nothing,
Act V, Scene i
Category: Funny
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April 19
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April 15
Money Trap
Whiles I am a beggar, I will rail
And say there is no sin but to be rich;
And being rich, my virtue then shall be
To say there is no vice but beggary.–King John,
Act II, Scene i -
April 13
Taste Test
‘Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
— Romeo and Juliet,
Act IV, Scene ii -
April 10
Slow Your Roll
Your wit’s too hot, it speeds too fast, ‘twill tire.
—Love’s Labour’s Lost,
Act II, Scene i -
April 4
So We Are
Men are mad things.
—Two Noble Kinsmen,
Act II, Scene ii -
April 3
Try a Salad
But I am a great eater of beef,
and I believe that does harm to my wit.–Twelfth Night,
Act I, Scene iii -
March 22
Don’t Lose Yourself
Thou art so fat-witted with drinking of old sack, and unbuttoning thee after supper, and sleeping upon benches after noon…
Thou hast forgotten to demand that truly which thou wouldst truly know.
–Henry IV Part 1,
Act I, Scene ii