Funny – Shakespeare Quote of the Day

June 9

Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun,
it shines everywhere.

–Twelfth Night,
Act III, Scene i

That’s a valiant flea that dare
eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion.

–Henry V,
Act III, Scene vii

The more pity that fools may not speak wisely
what wise men do foolishly.

–As You Like It,
Act I, Scene ii

Look, he’s winding the watch of his wit,
by and by it will strike.

–The Tempest,
Act II, Scene i

I am not only witty in myself,
but the cause that wit is in other men.

–Henry IV Part 2,
Act I, Scene ii

She hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs,
and more wealth than faults…
Stop there. I’ll have her.

–Two Gentlemen of Verona,
Act III, Scene i

For there was never yet philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently.

— Much Ado About Nothing,
Act V, Scene i