Category: Funny

  • November 29

    November 29

    Care keeps his watch in every old man’s eye,
    And where care lodges, sleep will never lie;
    But where unbruised youth with unstuff’d brain
    Doth couch his limbs, there golden sleep doth reign.

  • November 28

    November 28

    I have heard it said, unbidden guests
    Are often welcomest when they are gone.

  • November 20

    November 20

    But all’s brave that youth mounts and folly guides.

  • November 16

    November 16

    There’s many a man has more hair than wit.

  • October 31

    October 31

    In the night, imagining some fear,
    How easy is a bush supposed a bear!

  • October 30

    October 30

    Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.

  • October 27

    October 27

    Setting the attractions of my good parts aside,
    I have no other charms.