Shakespeare Quote of the Day

Category: Funny

  • October 24

    October 24

    Be Happy

    I had rather have a fool to make me merry
    than experience to make me sad
    –and to travel for it too.

    –As You Like It,
    Act IV, Scene i

  • October 10

    October 10

    Trust Your Luck

    Fortune brings in some boats that are not steer’d.

    -Cymbeline,
    Act IV, Scene iii

  • September 24

    September 24

    Get Through

    Am I in earth, in heaven, or in hell?
    Sleeping or waking, mad or well-advised?
    Known unto these, and to myself disguised?
    I’ll say as they say, and persever so,
    And in this mist at all adventures go.

    —Comedy of Errors,
    Act II, Scene ii

  • September 16

    September 16

    Rock On

    …Music oft hath such a charm
    To make bad good, and good provoke to harm.

    –Measure for Measure,
    Act IV, Scene i

  • September 8

    September 8

    Accusations May Be Echoes

    Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
    The thief doth fear each bush an officer.

    –Henry VI Part 3,
    Act V Scene vi

  • September 2

    September 2

    Critical Thinking

    Thou hast most traitorously
    corrupted the youth of the realm
    in erecting a grammar school.

    –Henry VI Part 2,
    Act IV, Scene vii

  • August 28

    August 28

    A Bit Thick

    Well said; that was laid on with a trowel.

    –As You Like It,
    Act I, Scene ii