Category: Funny

  • September 2

    September 2

    Thou hast most traitorously
    corrupted the youth of the realm
    in erecting a grammar school.

  • February 2

    February 2

    Villain, I have done thy mother.

  • December 21

    December 21

    I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes
    —and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle’s.