Shakespeare Quote of the Day

Category: Funny

August 6

Stand Up

Jesters do oft prove prophets.

–King Lear,
Act V, Scene iii
August 2

Well, That’s Harsh

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

—Twelfth Night,
Act I, Scene v
July 24

Maybe You Don’t Want a Million Followers

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale, and safety.

— Henry V,
Act III, Scene ii
July 23

Take a Vacation

If everyone knows us and we know none,
‘Tis time, I think, to trudge, pack and be gone.

–The Comedy of Errors,
Act III, Scene ii
July 22

Twist

Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

–Twelfth Night,
Act I, Scene v
July 16

Bad Blood

I think the devil will not have me damned,
lest the oil that’s in me should set hell on fire.

–Merry Wives of Windsor,
Act V, Scene V
June 9

Everywhere Folly

Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun,
it shines everywhere.

–Twelfth Night,
Act III, Scene i