Shakespeare Quote of the Day

Category: Funny

April 13

Taste Test

‘Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

— Romeo and Juliet,
Act IV, Scene ii
April 10

Slow It Down

Your wit’s too hot, it speeds too fast, ‘twill tire.

—Love’s Labour’s Lost,
Act II, Scene i
April 4

So We Are

Men are mad things.

—Two Noble Kinsmen,
Act II, Scene ii
April 3

Try a Salad

But I am a great eater of beef,
and I believe that does harm to my wit.

–Twelfth Night,
Act I, Scene iii
March 22

Don’t Lose Yourself

Thou art so fat-witted with drinking of old sack, and unbuttoning thee after supper, and sleeping upon benches after noon…

Thou hast forgotten to demand that truly which thou wouldst truly know.

–Henry IV Part 1,
Act I, Scene ii
March 13

Skills

That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,
If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.

–Two Gentlemen of Verona,
Act III, Scene i
March 2

Poddy Mouth

You taught me language, and my profit on’t is I know how to curse.

—The Tempest,
Act I, Scene ii