Category: Quips & Comebacks

  • Man Up

    Come on, you cowards! you were got in fear,

  • Tickle Your Catastrophe

    You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!”

  • What What?

    How now, wool-sack! what mutter you?

  • We Petty Men

    Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world
    Like a Colossus, and we petty men
    Walk under his huge legs and peep about
    To find ourselves dishonourable graves.

  • Painted Maypole

    How low am I, thou painted maypole? speak;
    How low am I? I am not yet so low
    But that my nails can reach unto thine eyes.

  • Frivolous

    Your reasons are too shallow and too quick.

  • Stupid Human

    Such antics do not amount to a man.