Shakespeare Quote of the Day

Category: Quips & Comebacks

  • Toxic

    Toxic

    Away! Thou’rt poison to my blood.

    –Cymbeline,
    Act I, Scene i

  • Don’t You Dare

    Don’t You Dare

    Out, dunghill! Darest thou brave a nobleman?

    –King John,
    Act IV, Scene iii

  • Blockhead

    Blockhead

    There’s no more conceit in him than is in a mallet.

    –Henry IV Part 2,
    Act II, Scene ii

  • Deal With It

    Deal With It

    I am not bound to please thee with my answers.

    –Merchant of Venice,
    Act IV, Scene i

  • Shut You Up

    Shut You Up

    Peace! I will stop your mouth.

    –Much Ado About Nothing,
    Act V Scene iv

  • Spite

    Spite

    Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold.

    –As You Like It,
    Act I, Scene iii

  • Go Home

    Go Home

    Let the doors be shut upon him,
    that he may play the fool no where but in’s own house.

    –Hamlet,
    Act III, Scene i