Shakespeare Quote of the Day

Category: Sarcasm & Irony

  • Think You’re Pretty?

    Think You’re Pretty?

    They lie deadly that tell you
    you have good faces.

    –Coriolanus,
    Act II, Scene i

  • Shut Up and Listen

    Shut Up and Listen

    Leave wringing of your hands: peace! Sit you down,
    And let me wring your heart.

    –Hamlet,
    Act III, Scene iv

  • Fool’s Day

    Fool’s Day

    Never did mockers waste more idle breath.

    –A Midsummer Night’s Dream,
    Act II, Scene ii

  • Best Wishes

    Best Wishes

    The common curse of mankind, folly and ignorance,
    be thine in great revenue.

    –Troilus and Cressida,
    Act II, Scene iii

  • Goodnight

    Goodnight

    No sleep close up that deadly eye of thine,
    Unless it be whilst some tormenting dream
    Affrights thee with a hell of ugly devils!
    Thou elvish-mark’d, abortive, rooting hog!

    –Richard III,
    Act I, Scene iii

  • Make You Invisible

    Make You Invisible

    I do care for something; but in my
    conscience, sir, I do not care for you:
    if that be to care for nothing, sir,
    I would it would make you invisible.

    -Twelfth Night,
    Act III, Scene i

  • Warpaint

    Warpaint

    Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear,
    Thou lily-liver’d boy.

    -Macbeth,
    Act V, Scene iii