Category: Sarcasm & Irony

  • Slimy and Slow

    Slimy and Slow


    Come no more in my sight. I had as lief be woo’d of a snail.

    –As You Like It,
    Act IV, Scene i

  • December 12


    There is nothing either good or bad,
    but thinking makes it so.

  • December 10


    There is a history in all men’s lives…
    The which observ’d, a man may prophesy,
    With a near aim, of the main chance of things.

  • November 22

    How far that little candle throws his beams!
    So shines a good deed in a naughty world.

  • All Purpose

    All-Purpose


    Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

    –All’s Well That Ends Well,
    Act II, Scene iii

  • Shatter You

    Shatter You


    He would pun thee into shivers with his fist, as a sailor breaks a biscuit.

    –Troilus and Cressida,
    Act II, Scene i

  • Soggy

    Soggy


    There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.

    –Henry IV Part 1,
    Act III, Scene iii